Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Moral Lesson (For Your Joke Only)

The story below had been e-mailed to me by Jake of Tiaong, Quezon.
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I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and
I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me ...
it was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me,
and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts.
It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over
to check the wedding invitations. She was alone
when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had
feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just
once before I got married and committed my life to her
sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and
if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go
up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off
her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a
beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door,
and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing
outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little
test.....we couldn't ask for better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family."

And the moral lesson of this story is :

ALWAYS KEEP YOUR CONDOMS IN YOUR CAR !!!!!

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